Boredom Bash
Now you might not instantly see the similarities on first glance, but bear with us on this one… 23 year-old Brit Jordan James Parke has spent more than $150,000 on over fifty cosmetic surgery procedures to make him look like his idol, Kim Kardashian. And yet after all that dedication, we’re not too sure than Kanye West is likely to get the two confused!
Let’s find out more…
Jordan’s not shy in telling people just what it is about the 34 year-old model that he loves so much. He claims he first got into her after seeing her on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. ‘I love everything about Kim,’ he told the UK’s Sun newspaper. ‘She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.’
The whopping number of operations and procedures include things like lip fillers, cheek fillers, Botox, laser hair removal, eyebrow tattooing (you’d never know, would you…?) and – as seen below – something rather horrifying known as ‘The Vampire Facial’.
Don’t worry, though. Jordan’s acutely aware that he doesn’t look exactly like Kardashian. He also realizes that his appearance isn’t particularly natural. ‘I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,’ Jordan says. ‘Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.’
But just to really drive home the fact that the similarities begin and end with the fact that both Jordan and Kim are humans, here’s a side-by-side shot of the two of them.
