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Dolce and Banana and 44 Other Totally Laughable Product Rip-offs

If you thought that those Tommy Hilfinger boxer shorts that you bought from the market that time were the worst brand rip-offs you’d ever come across, then you aint seen nothing yet! Some of the fake copycat branding we’ve got for you here in these 45 examples are so bad, they’re kind of impressive…

‘Johns Daphne’s Old Time Tenderness Whiskey and Coke, please.’

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Close…

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‘Believe the best’.

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That logo looks like it’s been written in Sharpie/Skerple.

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‘It’s just not a game anymore!’ That sounds rather ominous, doesn’t it?!

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Quite an apt name for a Lady Gaga fragrance, actually.

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Seems legit.

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We don’t even know where to start with this…

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Hey, look – it’s Woodrow from Space Boys 3. Say hello to Fuzz Whitebeer for us, wudja!

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Not Okay.

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‘6’? Lazy.

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Sounds hygienic.

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We’re not sure what’s worse – ‘Mighty Mutant Power Turtles’ or ‘The Secretive Goo’…

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Worth 3 Euros of anyone’s money.

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Someone didn’t pay attention in Geography class.

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This is wrong on about 17 different levels.

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S&M’s? Urgh, what do they get up to in that packet…?

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Not catchy, but mathematically correct.

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Mickey’s got rabies. 🙁

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Will Gates is CEO.

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Go Lekars!

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That ‘e’ looks sort of funny…

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Totally not going to creep out 7 year-old girls.

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Wahey! You’ve got to respect this one…

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‘Can we go to Brickland, mum? Can we?!’

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Hatchet job.

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Is that gas coming from ‘Alladin’?

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We love Kit-Kats! We mean KicKers.

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More turtle rip-offs. This time they’re playing it safe and calling them tortoises.

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I can’t believe it’s not I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

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I can’t believe this is Unbelievable This Is Not Butter

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Wow! I totally thought this was I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter too!

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DEATS.

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Adios, Adidas!

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What’s up with What’s Up not being Up?

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Totally original.

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Oh, the Dr. Pepper rip-offs continue. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then the good doctor must have a rather big head.

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The special needs superhero.

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As played by Wiley Cyprus.

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Wonder if they pay their taxes…

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Ummm… Fake food!

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Like Oreos, but duller.

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WOW.

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Half cop, half man called Robert.

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Benign Girl – the Barbie Girl that won’t kill you!

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WE LOVE THESE. We could look at these all day.

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