Ah, Spring Break. What a time to be alive. It’s a crazy thing, part fun time paradise, part depressing Sodom on Earth. Laughs, drinks, crazy stuff, embarrassing stuff, regrettable stuff. Still, you’re only young once, eh?
This couple here went on Spring Break together but spent a few nights apart. She heard rumors that he’d cheated. So he looked to clear things up by text. Her reply? Savage!
He starts: “Jess, I obviously didn’t mean anything I didn’t even know what was going on. Chris loaded to third beer pong I took with JACK and that’s the last thing I remember until waking up in my own puke. I didn’t even have s*x with her. They are lying about that. We just got looked like it. Pick up your phone.”
Her response? You’re gonna LOVE it!
Her reply really is epic…
Here is the whole sorry mess:
And the girl’s AWESOME reply!
He took that well, huh?