The people you’re about to see didn’t choose The Thug Life. The Thug Life chose them. Actually, it didn’t. It chose someone else. Why? Well, because none of them are Thugs. They might pretend they are, but someone who actually lives the Thug Life wouldn’t have to try like these dudes. And they certainly wouldn’t fail like them.
Watch the Thug Life not quite being Thuggy enough: