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Meet The Lonely Korean Man Who’s Turned His Shower Into a Weird Vomiting Girlfriend

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Well, it takes all sorts, doesn’t it? If everyone were the same, life’d just be boring, wouldn’t it? We need people like ‘ARuFa’ here. Interesting people. Different people. People that turn their showers into elaborate doll girlfriends that vomit hot water all over them. God bless you and your daft name, ARuFa. You nutbag son of a gun.

And here he is. With his identity obscured like some kind of superhero. It’s it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Weird Doll Shower Girl Being Sick Man!

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This was his shower. It’s not particularly glamorous or attractive, is it? Certainly not the kind of shower you’d want to take out for a delicious Italian meal and then go up town with. It’s not even got a built-in soap dish, for crying out loud.

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So our hero did what anyone would do in his situation and he decided to turn his dull ol’ shower into a beautiful girlfriend. He went out and got some supplies…

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It was time to get creative. As with any turning-your-shower-into-your-girlfriend projects, ARuFa started with the face by affixing a waterproof mask above the shower head.

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Then he affixed some saucy négligée to the wall to create a torso. You may think that she’s looking pretty hot already. If so, please seek medical attention immediately.

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Now for the stuffing. No, not that kind of stuffing, you filthy creature. The stuffing of the nightdress to fill out the body.

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Okay, now things are getting weird(er). Here’s our modern-day Dr. Frankenstein equipping his new mistress with some size-adjustable rubber boobies.

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Shirt potatoes in place, it was then time for some arms. Now, in case you were wondering – yes, this is incredibly unsettling and really quite terrifying. We can confirm that for you.

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His new ladyfriend was looking a little pale, so ARuFa whacked a little bronzer on her.

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She was also looking a little bit eyeless.

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There. Now she can see and do a Columbo impression.

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Wig time now. Things are really coming together now. We hope you’re taking notes.

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Beautiful! Those masking tape arms really set it all off.

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She’s very tall, isn’t she? ARuFa is lucky, lucky man.

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Although, hang on. Is this right…?

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Oop, there we go. Perfect/insane.

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 Look at the fun they’re having together. It’s like Romeo & Juliet (if Romeo was a strange Korean man and Juliet were a hastily-taped together fake shower water vomiting doll type thing).

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She’s multi-purpose too. Not only does she offer love and companionship, she’s a serviceable shower too.

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Although you may have some explaining to do in the morning when you have people staying over.

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Looks like spewing hot water over an odd man can be hungry work.

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So there you have it. Now tell us you’ll see something better than that this year…

If you know anyone that’d find this story entertaining – and you DEFINITELY do – why not share this with them? Share this with them and then try not to have nightmares.

What do you think?

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