Useless Websites

Hacker Typer ›

Mash any keys and watch fake code pour down the screen like a film hacker. Full screen, no signup.

Pointer Pointer ›

Move your cursor anywhere on the screen and a photo of a person pointing at exactly that spot appears in two seconds.

Zoom Quilt ›

Infinite collaborative artwork zoom. Keep zooming. Each scene blends seamlessly into the next. Has been online since 2004 and still hypnotic.

Bouncing DVD Logo ›

Will it hit the corner? You will wait to find out. The original DVD-screensaver tension, ported to the web.

Cat Bounce ›

A screenful of cats that fall, jump, and bounce when you click. Fifteen seconds of work for ninety of laughter.

Eelslap ›

Hold your mouse to make a fish slap a man's face. Loops forever. We do not make the rules.

Existential Crisis ›

A single-page existential crisis simulator. Refresh for a new one. The questions get bigger. The button stays small.

Koalas to the Max ›

Click the giant circle. It splits. Click the smaller circles. They split. Eventually a koala appears. The whole thing is the reveal.

Long Doge Challenge ›

Scroll down. Keep scrolling. The doge gets longer. There is no end. Estimated runtime: about ten minutes if you commit.

Pixels Fighting ›

Two armies of pixels at war. They fight forever. Sometimes red wins, sometimes blue. The reload is the only mercy.

Pug in a Rug ›

A pug, in a rug. That is the entire site. The pug rotates. The rug holds. You will stay longer than expected.

Sand Spiel ›

A falling-sand simulator with elements. Powder, water, fire, plant, gas. Engineering for nobody.

Smash The Walls ›

Click to smash bricks. The walls regenerate. You smash them again. Therapeutic in a way the makers probably did not intend.

Paper Toilet ›

Unroll a virtual roll of toilet paper. There are about a hundred squares. Pace yourself.