A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they loved one another very much. That was until one day he rushed into his lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him “very quick.”
The lawyer said that how quickly the courts would grant a divorce would depend on the circumstances, so asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”
Man: “YA, YA, two acre and half and nice big house.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
Man: “It made of concrete.”
Lawyer: “Does either of you have a real grudge?”
Man: “No, we have carport, and not need one.”
Lawyer: “No, I mean, what are your relations like?”
Man: “All my relations still in Poland.”
Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
Man: “Ya, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.”
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?”
Man: “No, I always up before her.”
The lawyer sighed, and said “Then WHY do you want this divorce?”
“She going to kill me,” the man replied.
Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”
Man: “I got proof.”
Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”
Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says, “Polish Remover.”
