Boredom Bash
Revenge is a dish best served cold, apparently. But for Reddit user ToastedChillies and his other half, it should be served hot. VERY HOT.
When his wife noticed that her lunch would go missing or have bits stolen from it from the communal refrigerator at work, she was understandably annoyed. But instead of getting too angry, her and her husband decided to get even instead. And quickly formulated a plan… They’d spike her food!
Her husband takes up the story: “I spiced them up just a little with some Blair’s 4am Reserve. (I note you are meant to dilute it with 1 drop per 5 litres of liquid). So I added a couple of drops of Blairs 4am Reserve per wing with nice dusting of Ghost chili powder for good measure. I did eat a couple to make sure it didn’t kill anybody, they were real hot. Even cream doesn’t cut the heat: and Ghost chilies keep getting hotter for about 5 minutes…”
Trap set, it didn’t take long for the fridge thief to strike. And seconds later? A shrill scream came from the kitchen!
The young guy who’d nabbed a wing ran to the toilet screaming and vomited loudly. He was making noises like he was dying. When he came out? Total humiliation and embarrassment. Needless to say, no one’s touched food since!
