Boredom Bash
Have you ever been asked to choose between two things? Some decisions are easy – salad or pizza, that kind of thing. Others are tricker. Bud or Bud Light, for example. But surely the toughest decision a person can make is the veritable Sophie’s Choice that is having to choose between your loved one and your dog…
Dogs are man’s best friends. But your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife…? Well, they’re your soulmate. Imagine having to pick between them. Well, this guy here had to. His girl had never liked his pet beagle Molly. So she asked him to get rid of her. It was either the dog or her. Sadly, he had to choose and ending up putting up an ad on Craigslist.
Here’s what the ad says:
“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her. She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell! “
Here’s the full ad – make sure you read to the end…
